| tyra banks: | 10 beautiful ladies stand before me |
| tyra banks: | but i only have nine pictures in my hands |
| tyra banks: | and they're all of me |
| tyra banks: | lol |
Weirdest thing ever is when you run into your kindergarten boyfriend that you haven’t seen or talked to since 5th grade but you still remember each other.
| Drake: | You calling me a liar?! |
| Josh: | I ain't calling you a truther! |
| Josh: | You want a mouth full of fist?! |
| Drake: | You want a butt full of foot?! |
| Josh: | I hope you go bald! |
| Drake: | I hope they cancel Oprah! |
| Josh: | *GASP* You take that back! |
Lol, no wonder why my crush is always tired …
So THAT’S why I have insomnia!
(Source: slaughterthemoon, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)